Every theme fails!

Here’s the URL: crylock.net

Not sure whether this is exactly what you meant, but here’s the top few lines…

/*
Theme Name: ComicPress
Contributors: Frumph
Theme URI: http://frumph.net/comicpress
Description: Publish a WebComic with the ComicPress theme and the Comic Easel plugin.
Author: Philip M. Hofer (Frumph)
Author URI: http://frumph.net
Tags: two-columns, three-columns, left-sidebar, right-sidebar, fixed-width, custom-background, custom-header, custom-menu, theme-options, threaded-comments, sticky-post, translation-ready, flexible-header, featured-images
Version: 4.1
License: GNU General Public License, v3 (or newer)
License URI: http://www.opensource.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.html
*/

/* STANDARD TAGS */

html {
overflow-y: scroll;
}

body {
margin: 0;
font-family: ‘Arial’, sans-serif;
font-size: 14px;
color: #000;
}

a {
text-decoration: none;
}

a:link {
color: #b00;
}

a:visited {
color: #600;
}

a:hover {
color: #f00;
}

a:focus {
outline: none;
}

a img {
border: none;
}

p {
margin: 0;
padding: 5px 0;
}

p.attachment {
text-align: center;
}

img {
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
}

.entry img, .post-content img {
max-width: 100%;
height: auto;
}

small {
font-size: 12px;
}

hr {
height: 1px;
color: #000;
background-color: #000;
border: 0px;
}

blockquote {
margin: 5px;
border: 1px dashed #ccc;
padding: 0;
font-size: 11px;
font-weight: 400;
}

blockquote p:first-letter {
float: left;
font-size: 16px;
font-weight: 700;
margin: 3px 2px 0;
}

blockquote p:first-line {
font-variant: small-caps;
}

acronym, abbr, span.caps {
cursor: help;
}

acronym, abbr {
border-bottom: 1px dashed #000;
}

form {
margin: 0;
}

input, textarea {
font-family: ‘Arial’ , sans-serif;
font-size: 13px;
}

/* WP Aligns */

.aligncenter {
margin: 0 auto;
text-align: center;
display: block;
}

.alignright {
margin: 10px 0 10px 10px;
display: inline;
float: right;
}

.alignleft {
margin: 10px 10px 10px 0;
display: inline;
float: left;
}

.wp-caption {
text-align: center;
padding: 3px;
background: #eee;
}
*/

Hey, thanks for getting back to me! Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope! I returned the site to my original front page so my readers don’t give up on me (Been messing around with this for 2 weeks!). But I’m still trying to find a way to make WordPress work, or alternatively find some other way to get a blog and a comic-reader onto my front page.

I’ve learned that the Twenty-Ten theme, the one I’ve been using for 3 years, is the only theme I can use. Every other theme I’ve sampled (with a live preview from the dashboard) appears smoosh-left. I can’t even update Twenty-Ten without losing all formatting.

I’ve been fooling around with the plug-in Comic Easel, trying to insert the features I need into Twenty-Ten, but so far they just don’t seem to register. Desperation is starting to set in…

No luck. I removed all the WP files I could, and re-named the folder where the ones that remained lived. Then I tried to do a clean install of WP using Freeservers’ automated install. I fed in the info from the original wp_config.php file when it asked for it. But all I got were these errors:

Error establishing a database connection

Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.