PLEASE PEOPLE

ok, i have tried almost ANYTHING that i could to set my server and other mySQL stuff, i need to admit that i have no freaking clue of how this installation process is done.

I have checked SEVERAL tutorials, including videos, and the wordpress support FAQ itself but NOTHING.

Im really getting desperate, I NEED HELP!

Would someone be nice enough to drop me an email so i can contact you and do the installation process together?

I could simply give you my info (passwords, usernames, etc…) but i really want to know how this is done!

PLEASE…..
Thx.