I also contacted the host because PHP Safemode is turned on on their end. BTW– I already tried deleting all plugins, and attempting emptying the functions. Same stinkin errors.
I did, yes. All except the wp-content folder. I was also able to revert it to the twenty-eleven theme, and I am now able to access the Dashboard, if that helps. Same damn errors still at the top though, and all of the child pages revert back to the homepage.
No dice on any of that. For some reason, renaming my theme didn’t automatically revert to twenty-eleven– it just displayed a white screen with the same errors at the top that I’ve been seeing.
Getting a wee bit desperate here. I’ve done probably 30 WP sites, and I have literally never seen this before.